Have you ever been just sitting there and all of a sudden you feel like doing something nice for someone you care for? THAT'S GOD talking to you through the Holy Spirit..
Have you ever been down and out and nobody seems to be around for you to talk to? THAT'S GOD wanting you to talk to Him.
Have you ever received something wonderful that you didn't even ask for, ? THAT'S GOD knowing the desires of your heart. Have you ever been in a situation and you had no clue how it was going to get better, how the hurting would stop, how the pain would ease, but now you look back on it.. ? THAT'S GOD passing us through tribulation to see a brighter day.
Do you think that this e-mail was accidentally sent to you? Keep this going.. You have no idea which one of Your e-mail buddies could use a little hope today
Dear God...
I know you're watching over me And I'm feeling truly blessed For no matter what I pray for You always know what's best!
I have this circle of E-mail friends, Who mean a lot to me; Some days I 'send' and 'send,' At other times, I let them be.
I am so blessed to have these friends, With whom I've grown so close; So this little poem I dictate to them, Because to me they are the 'Most'!
When I see each name download, And view the message they've sent; I know they've thought of me that day, And 'well wishes' were their intent.
So to you, my friends, I would like to say, Thank you for being a part; Of all my daily contacts, This comes right from my heart.
God bless you all is my prayer today, I'm honored to call you 'friend'; I pray God will keep you safe, Until we write again. |
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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it.
If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked If he would speak with her boys.
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them Individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat The younger boy down and asked him sternly, 'Do you know where God is, son?'
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth Hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even Sterner tone, 'Where is God?'
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The Preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, 'Where is God?'
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, 'What happened?'
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, 'We are in BIG trouble this time,' 'GOD is missing, and they think we did it!' TIME MACHINE Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first. “What will the USA be like in 100 years time” The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries” David thinks “Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks “What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?” The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he's just staring at it. “Come on David” says Barak, “What does it say” David replies, “Buggered if I know ! It's all in Arabic!” |
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Tap on the Shoulder
A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening Times .
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years." |